129 Insulting Trump Nicknames You Must Know— Choose Your Favorite!
I don’t think there has ever been an American president with more nicknames than Donald J. Trump. And for good reason. His orange face is just asking for it. So does his vile fascist attitude.
That’s why I took it upon myself to compile a list of nicknames that people decided to bestow upon the deserving president of the United States of America.
This is not an exhaustive list, and I’m sure the nicknames won’t stop here, because Donald will also not stop being an objectionable human being.
Here’s a notable selection but you can find more (much more!) on the web. Thank you Lucile Bartley, Jimmy Kimmel, and especially Reddit.
Cheeto Satan
Trumpoleon
The Incontinental Divider
Vladdy’s Boy
Mango Mussolini
Our Fondling Father
Tsar Trumplingrad
The Trump Dump
Sweet Potato Hitler
Don Whoreleone
Founding Farter
Pumpkin Spiced Stalin
Kim Don Un
President Donald McDonald’s
Farty-Seven
The Notorious P.I.G.
Dumb Donald
Convicted Crook Donald Trump
Cheeto Benito
Dictator Donald
The Lyin’ King
Know-Nothing Donald
Know It All Trump
Don the Con
Fuckboi Von Clownface
Clownface Von Fuckboi
Lawless Donald
Tangerine Toddler
Corrupt Don
The Tangerine Nightmare
Cheetolini
DumbOld Sr.
The Orange Shitler
Donald J. Jackass
Bragging Trump
The Manchurian Cantaloupe
Trump Fantasy Land
Orange Führer
Count Flatula
Carrot Menace
Drumpf
Cheeto Von Tweeto
Frau Donny
Delusional Don
R. Smelly
Fiberace
Pumpkin SpISIS
Diabeetus Maximus
Teddy Dozevelt
Gaseous Clay
Dopey McGropey
The Shart of the Deal
His Flatulency
Donny Dickhead
Sleepy Don-zales
McDonald’s J. Chump
Greedy McGolfy
His MAGA-sty
Genghis Don
Donye West
Cheeto Pendejo
Diaper Don
Trumpelstiltskin
John Cougar Feloncamp
Con-Mander-In-Chief
Con-Mander-In-Thief
Presidementia
Stable McGenius
The Tanchurian candidate
Trumpyball Lecter
Rich Little Hands
The MAGA-lorian
HippoPOTUS
Darth Tax Evader
Maroon 45
Mar-a-Cloggo
The Tan of La Mancha
Butch Casserole
MAGATHA Christie
Grab-Ass Grandpa
Carrot Julius Caesar
General Lie-senhower
Jabba The Pizza Hut
Trump Vader
Donald McDuck
The Pumpkin Knight
Captain Comb-over
The Apprentice-ator
Fake News Vader
Wreck-It Donald
The Wall Builder
Donaldo the Great
The Carrot Titan
Darth Don
Captain Covfefe
Trumpenstein
The Orange Avenger
Twitter-in-Chief
Thanos Trump
The Golf King
The Joker in Chief
Mar-a-Lago Man
The Apprentice in Command
Trumpzilla
The Wizard of Lies
Donnie Darko
The Marvelous Mango
Humpy Trumpy
Trumpinator
The Big Mac Master
Art of the Deceit
The Bigly One
Emperor Trumpatine
The Trump Tower Tyrant
Cinnamon Hitler
The MAGA Maestro
The Swamp King
Ego Emperor
The Narcissist-in-Chief
President Bombastic
Trump the Terrible
Julius Trump
The Orange Caesar
The Digital Despot
El Jefe de Covfefe
President Felon
Il Duce Donaldus
Le Trumpification
Tsar Trumptastic
All the king’s nicknames, and all the king’s men, could not put Humpy Trumpy together again.
Truth is I found over 500 nicknames. Some of them were just your usual ‘worst president ever’, which is not a nickname, but a well-documented reality, or ‘that idiot in the White House’ — also real.
Or a lot of variations based on the color orange and some evil dictator, like ‘Pumpkin Spiced Stalin”.
I selected the most creative ones, and also made some of them up, like the Pumpkin Spiced Stalin one. Or President Donald McDonald’s.
My favorite is Cheeto Satan though. Which one is yours?
Herr Kürbisführer (made up German portmanteau of pumpkin + fuhrer) or simply Scump.
I had the AI lady read this to me while I was cleaning my apartment, 10/10 highly recommend