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Steve Netti's avatar

Herr Kürbisführer (made up German portmanteau of pumpkin + fuhrer) or simply Scump.

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Greta Garbage's avatar

I had the AI lady read this to me while I was cleaning my apartment, 10/10 highly recommend

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Mona Lazar's avatar

This is genius! 😎

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Chris Hale's avatar

Not a nickname as such but this is a good substitute for the T word 🤡

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Diane’s Blue Forum 👩‍💻's avatar

Some give him too much credit 😂

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Mark Hayes's avatar

Herr Groppenführer

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TellMeTrue's avatar

I haven't heard a lot of these but I'll be using them now! He deserves every rotten thing that can be thrown at him. I'm Canadian 🇨🇦 but I fantasize of beating him to a pulp with my bare hands. Ive never HATED anyone like I HATE that piece of... Shit?... Is too good a word to use, on even him. 😡

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Cecelia Voss's avatar

This is not on your list but this is one I like to use sometimes. The orange blob.

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Rebecca Davis's avatar

The Art of the Mistake

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Otto Folin's avatar

Lawrence invented one more tonight.

2 dolls Trump

Or was it

Donald 2-dolls

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Karen Silkworm's avatar

I noticed Cecil B. Caligula was not on the list and I did bake a pie for the judges...

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Clara okonma's avatar

I love all of these names for 🍊💩. I think they are all lovely for him and well deserving‼️😏

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Blue-G's avatar

Please teach me how to create fancy posts like this?

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Blue-G's avatar

# 125 is my favorite from the former regime.

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Blue-G's avatar

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻❣️

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GS-z-14-1's avatar

I thought about creating some variation on Ramses II, an Egyptian Pharaoh. But he is remembered for great architecture and for promoting stability.

Genghis Khan is remembered for mass killings and the destruction of entire cities. His campaigns often involved widespread violence and atrocities leading to the deaths of countless thousands.

For sheer brutality and destruction, some see Genghis Khan as history’s most ruthless conqueror. He was known for systematic genocidal campaigns and terror tactics.

Ramses II was a formidable military commander. But he did not engage in the same scale of widespread slaughter or systematic brutality as Genghis Khan, who takes the prize for violence and terror.

So, I go with 59 and ‘Genghis Don.’

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Supportukraine's avatar

Hi Mona, I’ve got a list too. Yours is really long. People are such clever cookies coming up with all these names. Some of these are laugh out loud funny. I’ll take my chuckles wherever I can find them these days. Thank you so much for all the work it took to get this all down & in alphabetical order too! Very cool. Should I add my names to your list?

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